May 2012
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deletriused: freakypencils: deletriused: she wears short skirts i wear tshirts she’s cheer captain and i blog all night until my eyes are red and scream when people talk to me first and reach post limit and sit there for 3 hours waiting for it to let up and talk to my cat and tell him he’s a sweetie pie and dress up like a wizard so call me maybe wrong song bro
May 26th
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STFU, Conservatives: mswyrr: always-tete: Female... →
mswyrr: always-tete: Female pilot boots passenger for sexist comments airandsea: SAO PAULO — A Brazilian airline says one of its female pilots tossed a passenger off a flight because he was making sexist comments about women flying planes. Trip Airlines…
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Why couldn't Thor's hammer break Captain America's...
melanist: robots-please: jordanjordanjordanjordan: 01012012: theneverendingdrums: stravaganza: the-ss-destiel: BECAUSE IT WAS MADE OUT OF FREEDOM AND THE DREAMS OF THE AMERICAN PEOPLE uh excuse me wasn’t it adamantium no it’s vibranium you mean FREEDOMIUM Aren’t wolverine’s bones made of adamantium? No, Wolverine’s bones are made of crystalized maple syrup and universal...
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prosthetic knowledge: Doublecheck Your Head +... →
prostheticknowledge: Two remix albums of Beastie Boys material, by Max Tannone and DJ A-1 Above is an embedded Soundcloud set of ‘Doublecheck Your Head’, remixing the “Check Your Head” album with other Beastie Boys material: A remix album featuring the Beastie Boys over tracks sampling their own…
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gurry: Aren’t we all internet explorers?
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Puns are my favourite things in the world
I changed my iPod's name to Titanic. It's syncing now.
When chemists die, they barium.
Jokes about German sausage are the wurst.
I know a guy who's addicted to brake fluid. He says he can stop any time.
I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.
This girl said she recognized me from the vegetarian club, but I'd never met herbivore.
I'm reading a book about anti-gravity. I just can't put it down.
I did a theatrical performance about puns. It was a play on words.
They told me I had type-A blood, but it was a Type-O.
We’re going on a class trip to the Coca-Cola factory. I hope there's no pop quiz.
Did you hear about the cross-eyed teacher who lost her job because she couldn't control her pupils?
Broken pencils are pointless.
I tried to catch some fog, but I mist.
What do you call a dinosaur with an extensive vocabulary? A thesaurus.
I used to be a banker, but then I lost interest.
All the toilets in New York’s police stations have been stolen. The police have nothing to go on.
I got a job at a bakery because I kneaded dough.
Haunted French pancakes give me the crêpes.
A cartoonist was found dead in his home. Details are sketchy.
The earthquake in Washington obviously was the Government's fault.
Be kind to your dentist. He has fillings, too.
May 3rd
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If you don’t reblog this you go to Tumblr hell.
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May 1st
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“You won’t allow me to go to school. I won’t become a doctor. Remember this:...”
– Poem written by an 11 year old Afghan girl  This poem was recorded in a NYT magazine article about female underground poetry groups in Afghanistan. An amazing article about the ways in which women are using a traditional two line poetry form to express their resistance to male oppression, their...
May 1st
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April 2012
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Apr 28th
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Apr 26th
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convos with my 80 yr old grandpa season 1 episode 1
grandpa: what's this hungary james movie that everyone's talking about
me: no pop, it's hunger games
grandpa: hunger what?
me: hunger GAMES
grandpa: hungry gays?
me: yes pop, yes
grandpa: well if they stopped spending their lunch money on hair gel maybe they wouldn't be so hungry
Apr 26th
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Once again i feel like i am ata political rally…yet i am not
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